November 2010
1 post
June 2010
5 posts
gamestop..i just needed this on my blog
Eric Ramirez: so
Eric Ramirez: i thought dinosaurs were extinct
Eric Ramirez: apperently not
Eric Ramirez: this cuntasarus walking in
Eric Ramirez: with a bloomingdales big brown bag
Eric Ramirez: and throws it on the counter
Eric Ramirez: and i greet her
Eric Ramirez: "hello cuntasarus, how may i help you" and she goes the xbox broke
Eric Ramirez: so i see the recept
Eric Ramirez: she bought it a month ago
Eric Ramirez: its under warranty
Eric Ramirez: but dear hannah the polt thickens
Hannah Benoit: gaspp!
Eric Ramirez: i start doing the exchange and i go, by the way lady cunt, how did this fine piece of equipment by microsoft meet its demise?
Eric Ramirez: and she responds in her native tounge (thank god my mother speaks cunt and i understand)
Eric Ramirez: she was vaccuming
Hannah Benoit: hahahahhahahahahaha
Hannah Benoit: im dying
Eric Ramirez: she picked up the xbox
Eric Ramirez: while it was on
Eric Ramirez: with a game in the device
Eric Ramirez: and then
Eric Ramirez: mistakenly
Eric Ramirez: drops it
Eric Ramirez: ....twice
Eric Ramirez: i respond O.o
Hannah Benoit: oh cuntasaurus
Eric Ramirez: oh cuntzilla, matriarch of the cuntasaruses, i cannot do an exchange for a working xbox, for you hath fucked your warranty.
Eric Ramirez: now
Eric Ramirez: i dont know how good you are with your dinosaurs
Eric Ramirez: but cuntasaruses are quick to anger. she responds
Eric Ramirez: and i quote
Eric Ramirez: "well why the fuck not?" i said well, ya dropped it
Eric Ramirez: she respnds
Eric Ramirez: RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Eric Ramirez: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!
Eric Ramirez: i go, so...your out of luck, you must purchaces a new one at full value and no, we do not accept the souls you have sucked out of young children to sustiain yourself a currency
Eric Ramirez: well now
Eric Ramirez: that IS the only currency cuntasaruses use
Eric Ramirez: its their fucking life blood
Eric Ramirez: so this did not bode well for our matriarch
Eric Ramirez: she reponds
Eric Ramirez: this
Eric Ramirez: is
Eric Ramirez: fucking
Eric Ramirez: bullshit
Eric Ramirez: and i respond
Eric Ramirez: and this is a quote here
Eric Ramirez: not for dramatic effect
Eric Ramirez: "whats bullshit is you forgot your parkinsons medication and you cant old a fucking 1 foot box without droping it"
Eric Ramirez: this is where our cunt
Eric Ramirez: OVERLOADED
Eric Ramirez: SHE WAS A ROBOT CUNTASARUS
Eric Ramirez: AND SHE WAS ANGREY!
Eric Ramirez: she asks for my name
Eric Ramirez: and i respond
Eric Ramirez: my last name is nursing
Eric Ramirez: and my first name is home
Eric Ramirez: go back
Eric Ramirez: to your craftmatic
Eric Ramirez: adjustable bed
Eric Ramirez: then she asks for my name a second time
Eric Ramirez: and i go
Eric Ramirez: ill write it down for you
Eric Ramirez: i use a piece of paper
Eric Ramirez: and write
Eric Ramirez: and i write
Eric Ramirez: in prenthesis
Eric Ramirez: in case you forget
Eric Ramirez: pete koc
Eric Ramirez: and she says well mister koc
Eric Ramirez: you are fucked when i call cooperate
Eric Ramirez: and i go well cunt
Eric Ramirez: your not going to live to see tomorrow
Eric Ramirez: thank you for shopping at gamestop
Eric Ramirez: and that is how eric slayed the last of the robot cuntasaruses and restored leprachons and unicorns to the land of oz
Eric Ramirez: the end
Eric Ramirez:
April 2010
7 posts
This student received an A+. →
jager:
gleezelle:
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or...
what the hell.
i can’t believe this has me shaken up so bad. maybe if i didn’t have 932549853274865 things going on right now i’d be ok. but bad things happen in threes for me, never fails. and by the third, i start to lose my mind.
fucking guy. really? i’m racist because i won’t give the time of day to a guy that just yelled “hey cutie” to me on the street?...
March 2010
6 posts
i love vlad
hannahstuart:
and how he’s nice enough to go get me a quesadilla
all the way from the u-center pirate’s cove
just cause i’m lazy
:D
i want one! how come Vlad doesn’t do nice things for me?!
one full week and I’m still alive, proof i can...
this sounds like a corrected experiment. certain trends came back but the variables have changed. yes, he is gone for a while but there is no heartbreak this time, i have great friends, and a great place to live. eating habits have returned but not because of emotions, just habit. i still don’t want to go to class but i just have to fight it. just sucks i don’t have that contact i...
February 2010
15 posts
No pants day
I love doing the no-pants-dance in front of seven guys that just don’t care.
I’m sure they once found me attractive but now, as just “one of the guys” they could care less. It feels nice to be accepted. Sucks that I have to leave everything next year.. I’m terrible at recreating best times of my life.
This is where I’m happy, this is where I want to stay.
All...
This is impossible.
How do you make someone realize everything you’ve done for them when you need support in return?
I feel like I’m trying to climb a 50 foot wall made of smooth steel with nothing but my bare hands and feet.
All I need right now
is a bowl and a bottle.
A bowl to calm down and a bottle to forget.
“She was something else A few summers ago ...
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but...”
– Hunter S. Thompson
o mother
I don’t know why I keep thinking about this now. Maybe because I haven’t really talked to anyone about anything serious lately? But I’ve known my mother’s story for a few years now, so why do I keep thinking about it? I just have so much in my head and nothing to do with it all.
My mother has been engaged three times.
The first, her fiance came home drunk one night and...
December 2009
4 posts
it feels like..
the doctors told my own father these are his last weeks alive. he was more of a father to me than anyone.
bolt the windows.
i am going to jump.
November 2009
7 posts
someone who's pro-life...
hannahstuart:
let me interview you for this ridiculous paper i have to writeee
i already offered!!
what a night
hannahstuart:
shannonbl:
hannahstuart:
why is it that everything/(every boy) comes back at once hahahahahah fml
thats life babe
seriouslyyy shannon. it’s not okay.
you should feel loved. now all you have to do is sit back and let things happen. or make them happen! you’re a single girl, enjoy having the freedom of multiple guys <3
October 2009
12 posts
what a night
hannahstuart:
why is it that everything/(every boy) comes back at once hahahahahah fml
thats life babe
I should write a book.
“My Life in a Fraternity House”…
Boyfriend! get a hint
i want to go
apple picking!