Eric Ramirez:
"hello cuntasarus, how may i help you" and she goes the xbox broke
Eric Ramirez:
so i see the recept
Eric Ramirez:
she bought it a month ago
Eric Ramirez:
its under warranty
Eric Ramirez:
but dear hannah the polt thickens
Hannah Benoit:
gaspp!
Eric Ramirez:
i start doing the exchange and i go, by the way lady cunt, how did this fine piece of equipment by microsoft meet its demise?
Eric Ramirez:
and she responds in her native tounge (thank god my mother speaks cunt and i understand)
Eric Ramirez:
she was vaccuming
Hannah Benoit:
hahahahhahahahahaha
Hannah Benoit:
im dying
Eric Ramirez:
she picked up the xbox
Eric Ramirez:
while it was on
Eric Ramirez:
with a game in the device
Eric Ramirez:
and then
Eric Ramirez:
mistakenly
Eric Ramirez:
drops it
Eric Ramirez:
....twice
Eric Ramirez:
i respond O.o
Hannah Benoit:
oh cuntasaurus
Eric Ramirez:
oh cuntzilla, matriarch of the cuntasaruses, i cannot do an exchange for a working xbox, for you hath fucked your warranty.
Eric Ramirez:
now
Eric Ramirez:
i dont know how good you are with your dinosaurs
Eric Ramirez:
but cuntasaruses are quick to anger. she responds
Eric Ramirez:
and i quote
Eric Ramirez:
"well why the fuck not?" i said well, ya dropped it
Eric Ramirez:
she respnds
Eric Ramirez:
RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Eric Ramirez:
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!
Eric Ramirez:
i go, so...your out of luck, you must purchaces a new one at full value and no, we do not accept the souls you have sucked out of young children to sustiain yourself a currency
Eric Ramirez:
well now
Eric Ramirez:
that IS the only currency cuntasaruses use
Eric Ramirez:
its their fucking life blood
Eric Ramirez:
so this did not bode well for our matriarch
Eric Ramirez:
she reponds
Eric Ramirez:
this
Eric Ramirez:
is
Eric Ramirez:
fucking
Eric Ramirez:
bullshit
Eric Ramirez:
and i respond
Eric Ramirez:
and this is a quote here
Eric Ramirez:
not for dramatic effect
Eric Ramirez:
"whats bullshit is you forgot your parkinsons medication and you cant old a fucking 1 foot box without droping it"
Eric Ramirez:
this is where our cunt
Eric Ramirez:
OVERLOADED
Eric Ramirez:
SHE WAS A ROBOT CUNTASARUS
Eric Ramirez:
AND SHE WAS ANGREY!
Eric Ramirez:
she asks for my name
Eric Ramirez:
and i respond
Eric Ramirez:
my last name is nursing
Eric Ramirez:
and my first name is home
Eric Ramirez:
go back
Eric Ramirez:
to your craftmatic
Eric Ramirez:
adjustable bed
Eric Ramirez:
then she asks for my name a second time
Eric Ramirez:
and i go
Eric Ramirez:
ill write it down for you
Eric Ramirez:
i use a piece of paper
Eric Ramirez:
and write
Eric Ramirez:
and i write
Eric Ramirez:
in prenthesis
Eric Ramirez:
in case you forget
Eric Ramirez:
pete koc
Eric Ramirez:
and she says well mister koc
Eric Ramirez:
you are fucked when i call cooperate
Eric Ramirez:
and i go well cunt
Eric Ramirez:
your not going to live to see tomorrow
Eric Ramirez:
thank you for shopping at gamestop
Eric Ramirez:
and that is how eric slayed the last of the robot cuntasaruses and restored leprachons and unicorns to the land of oz
